Happy 78th Birthday, Julie Andrews! 
b. 1st October 1935

"A lot of my life happened in great, wonderful bursts of good fortune, and then I would race to be worthy of it."
The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin



Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you


Favorite MCU things [1/10] Characters:

Peter Quill/Star Lord

I’m distracting you, you big turd blossom! 


“Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.”



and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”


They Call Themselves The Guardians of the Galaxy


From this week’s Mock The Week, “Unlikely things to hear on a news programme”:

"And David Cameron has delivered on all of his promises to the Scottish people."